I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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