if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
