Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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