using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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