Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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