office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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