i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
two words: eviction party
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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