Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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