I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
