why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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