I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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