THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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