Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
you will always have a special place in my vag
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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