anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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