she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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