Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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