she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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