UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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