My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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