belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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