p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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