After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
my liver is dry heaving
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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