It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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