I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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