Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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