His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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