just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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