you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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