Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
