We won't sleep together?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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