that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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