More tranny stories later!
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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