If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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