what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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