Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
A bitchslap is in order.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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