Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
