Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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