I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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