My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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