I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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