I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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