yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Randomize
