And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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