sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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