you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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