I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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