How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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