Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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