i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
she told me i tasted like america
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Randomize
