I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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