Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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