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i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Its about making memories worth repressing
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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