Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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